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SLIZZ ORACLE

$45.00
  • SLIZZ ORACLE
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THE SLIZZ ORACLE
The Slizz Oracle. A highly revered omniscient slizz elder sought out by any and all superior slizz-beings. Gazing into his clitoral eye reveals future and fate, failure and fortune. Even the timeless Slizz Lord himself consults with the mysterious Slizz Oracle once every thousand years to decipher future endeavors unknown, thus leading to the earthly invasion of the Slizz beings, the conjuring of the Slizz hunters, and the ravaging of the Slizz reapers. The Slizz Oracle is a 9 foot tall force to be reckoned with. Gaze into his clitoral eye and enter a transcendental state of slizz bizz if you dare, you may just discover your imminent fate and maybe more (but if you’re a human you’re just gonna get your head sucked off your neck by his vagina face so think real hard before opening up this figure).

THE SLIZZ ORACLE
By @plaguedearthproductions
Distasteful adult collectibles for the diseased, the deceived and the poisoned.

18+

⚠️WARNING⚠️ DO NOT STARE INTO ITS CLITORIS, EVER. SERIOUSLY. @plaguedearthproductions WILL NOT be held liable for any and all damages to a human skull, face, or base of neck if package has been opened or compromised. Keep in a cool dry place away from living human beings. Results may vary, best collected by lowly human beings with impaired vision/suicidal thoughts or tendencies